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CurseBot
JavaScript uses the dynamic random() function to write random curses. Users may collect as many curse phrases as they want, or can endure. The CurseBot keeps 'em coming!
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<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Original: Cut-N-Paste JavaScript --> <!-- Begin isn1="*00Your mouth spews*01You are*02Your mother wears*03Your" +" Village Priest is*04Your Eleventh Child will be*05Your Mate" +"rnal Ancestors are*06Your Personal Trainer is*07Your spouse " +"thinks you are*08Your mind resembles*09Your chances for the " +"future are*10Your mother-in-law loves*11Your closest friend " +"is*12Your breath resembles*13Your right nostril is dripping*" +"14Your politics are*15Your cherished desires are*16Your next" +" meal should be*17Your bedroom resembles*18Your refrigerator" +" smells like*19Your manners are no better than*20I saw you e" +"ating and enjoying*21Next Friday you will consume*22May you " +"wallow in*23May you swim in*24May you drown in*25May you tak" +"e simple pleasure in*26May you find your hot tub filled with" +"*27May you find your kitchen sink overflowing with*28May you" +" be immersed in*29You secretly aspire to drink*30May you din" +"e often on*31May you be caught dining on*32May you become an" +" obsessive collector of*33May you find your car filled with*" +"34May you blurt out that your boss is the*35Your garden shou" +"ld be flooded with*36May your basement overflow with*37May y" +"our underwear be filled with*38May your drawers be filled wi" +"th*39May you float forever in*40May your feet be encased in*" +"41May you be forever entombed in*42I hate to tell you, but t" +"here, caught in your teeth is*43May you step in*44May your c" +"aptors feed you on*45The talk around the office is that you " +"eat*46May your private parts be encrusted with*47May the sta" +"ins on your clothing be only*48May your porridge be infused " +"with*49Your sock drawer is now filled with*50Your supervisor" +" secretly saves*51Caution: Someone knows about your foot fetish" +"*52May you die of*53Remeber that day you first tasted" +"*54May all your wastebaskets suddently overflow wit" +"h*55May your roof drip*56May you be without garlic to spice " +"your meal of *57May your trough be filled with*58May your hi" +"p pockets overflow with*59May your doctor prescribe*60May yo" +"u trip and fall into*61Yeah? Well, your Mentor wears combat " +"boots filled with*62So what if I like anchovies and*63You re" +"lish*64I'm going to tell. You play with*65Your body reeks o" +"f*66May your in-basket overflow with*67May your inlaws learn" +" of your fondness for*68May you smear yourself with*69Your w" +"ish is granted: drink*70Everyone knows you bathe in*71"; isn2="*00aniline*01virescent*02aquamarine*03ashy*04atramentous" +"*05aureate*06bloody*07bluish*08brinded*09bronze*10cadaverous" +"*11cadmium*12carmine*13carnadine*14carroty*15cerulean*16citr" +"ine*17cloudy*18cochineal*19crimson*20crude*21cyanic*22cymoph" +"anous*23dappled*24diaphanous*25dingy*26drab*27dun*28emerald*" +"29erubescent*30fallow*31flashy*32flavous*33florid*34florid*3" +"5foggy*36fulvid*37fulvous*38fuscous*39garish*40gaudy*41gauzy" +"*42ghastly*43glaucous*44gray*45greenish*46harlequin*47hueles" +"s*48impervious*49infuscated*50iridescent*51jaundiced*52khaki" +"*53lack-luster*54lavender*55leaden*56limpid*57liver-colored*" +"58lurid*59luteous*60mantled*61maroon*62matted*63milky*64mist" +"y*65misty*66motley*67mottled*68ocherous*69opacous*70opaline*" +"71orangish*72pallid*73pallorous*74pellucid*75piebald*76polyc" +"hromatic*77porraceous*78puce*79purplish*80red*81roseate*82ro" +"uged*83rubicund*84ruddy*85russet*86rusty*87rusty*88sallow*89" +"sacharine*90scarlet*91shady*92skewbald*93smalty*94smoky*95ye" +"llowish*96somber*97striated*98tallowy*99"; isn3="*00abomination*01soilure*02abscess*03averruncation*04bel" +"ch*05carbuncle*06caries*07carrion*08catamenia*09cesspool*10c" +"heese-parings*11coarseness*12compost*13contaminate*14contami" +"nation*15coprolite*16corruption*17dandruff*18decay*19defedat" +"ion*20defilement*21discharge*22disgorgement*23draff*24draggl" +"etail*25drainage*26dregs*27drool*28dry-rot*29dung*30dunghill" +"*31dunghill*32earth-closet*33effusion*34eliminant*35emanatio" +"n*36emission*37eructate*38evacuation*39excrement*40excreta*4" +"1excretion*42expectorate*43extravasation*44exudation*45fecul" +"ence*46fetor*47filth*48foulings*49foulness*50garbage*51grime" +"*52guano*53hog-wash*54immundity*55impurity*56infection*57kec" +"k*58leucorrhea*59maggots*60manure*61matter*62mildew*63mire*6" +"4mold*65mucidness*66muck*67mucor*68mud*69nastiness*70off-scu" +"m*71offal*72ordure*73paracentesis*74perspiration*75pollution" +"*76purulence*77pus*78putrescence*79quagmire*80refuse*81rheum" +"*82rot*83rubigo*84scurf*85secretion*86silt*87slabber*88slave" +"r*89slime*90slobber*91slop*92slosh*93slubber*94sludge*95slus" +"h*96smudge*97smutch*98soiliness*99"; isn4="*00accreting*01accruing*02aggrandizing*03aggravating*04a" +"scending*05augmenting*06billowing*07biting*08breathing*09bro" +"wsing*10budding*11cacating*12caressing*13cherishing*14chewin" +"g*15chomping*16clasping*17coddling*18coveting*19craving*20cr" +"eating*21cuddling*22dandling*23dilating*24distending*25dottl" +"ing*26draining*27dripping*28ejecting*29eliminating*30evacuat" +"ing*31exhaling*32expanding*33expelling*34extending*35extrava" +"sating*36exuding*37fingering*38fondling*39foraging*40gnawing" +"*41growing*42heaving*43imbedding*44infusing*45ingesting*46in" +"tumescing*47kissing*48licking*49littering*50masticating*51mu" +"ltiplying*52needing*53nestling*54nuzzling*55obtruding*56obtu" +"ding*57ogling*58oozing*59osculating*60patulating*61plucking*" +"62plundering*63protruding*64puffing*65pugging*66puking*67pur" +"sing*68ravening*69regurgitating*70rejecting*71relishing*72re" +"quiring*73ruining*74savoring*75savoring*76secreting*77sippin" +"g*78smelling*79smothering*80sneezing*81spoiling*82stealing*8" +"3subjoining*84subsisting*85succoring*86sucking*87supping*88s" +"wigging*89swilling*90sheep-eyeing*91tasting*92tasting*93thie" +"ving*94tippling*95touching*96turgescing*97wanting*98waxing*99"; isn5="*00anterior cavity*01anterior gland*02anterior hole*03an" +"terior muscle*04anterior orifice*05anterior pores*06dirt cav" +"ity*07dirt hole*08dirt orifice*09dirt pores*10excreting cavi" +"ty*11excreting gullet*12excreting holes*13excreting hollow*1" +"4excreting nooks*15excreting orifices*16excreting slot*17exc" +"reting void*18eye orifices*19eye pores*20eye voids*21navel o" +"rifice*22ooze cavity*23ooze gullet*24ooze hole*25ooze nooks*" +"26ooze orifices*27ooze slot*28ooze void*29refuse cavity*30re" +"fuse gullet*31refuse hole*32refuse hollow*33refuse nooks*34r" +"efuse orifice*35refuse slot*36refuse spaces*37refuse void*38" +"secret cavity*39secret gland*40secret hole*41secret muscle*4" +"2secret orifice*43secret pore*44secret slot*45secret void*46" +"slime cavity*47slime gullet*48slime hole*49slime hollow*50sl" +"ime muscle*51slime nooks*52slime openings*53slime orifices*5" +"4slime pores*55slime slot*56slime spaces*57slime void*58swea" +"t cavities*59sweat cavity*60sweat gullet*61sweat hole*62swea" +"t hollow*63sweat nooks*64sweat openings*65sweat orifices*66s" +"weat pores*67sweat slot*68sweat spaces*69sweat void*70undera" +"rm cavity*71underarm gullet*72underarm hole*73underarm hollo" +"w*74underarm muscle*75underarm nooks*76underarm openings*77u" +"nderarm orifices*78underarm pores*79underarm slot*80underarm" +" spaces*81underarm void*82unmentionable cavity*83unmentionab" +"le gullet*84unmentionable hole*85unmentionable hollow*86unme" +"ntionable muscle*87unmentionable nook*88unmentionable openin" +"gs*89unmentionable orifices*90unmentionable pores*91unmentio" +"nable slot*92unmentionable spaces*93unmentionable void*94war" +"t cavity*95wart gullet*96wart holes*97wart hollows*98wart no" +"oks*99"; isn6="*00Bluthian*01Neranian*02Warterian*03Xanterian*04Bexian*" +"05Cledugian*06Chugnetian*07Chyderian*08Dygian*09Danthian*10D" +"eechnetian*11Eegrudgian*12Eichhornian*13Foognidian*14Fuhbagi" +"an*15Fidwoortian*16Fahdgian*17Feeshian*18Gharzan*19Gaazhogia" +"n*20Geeshworgian*21Gitchshidian*22Goopragian*23Gughokian*24H" +"aagpokian*25Herwadian*26Hijkakian*27Hoolpodian*28Huquadian*2" +"9Jadtypian*30Jezchupian*31Jymptordian*32Kurkian*33Koodgian*3" +"4Lyxian*35Madrigian*36Nastian*37Abysmian*38Ickian*39Vomitian" +"*40Putridgian*41Quensbian*42Tawgrian*43Perdian*44Tiliwidian*" +"45Czerian*46Sizludian*47Kherbugian*48Quisnaglian*49Xertydigi" +"an*50Mudgrubbian*51Boogfudian*52Lilgoogian*53Luthdrungian*54" +"Jugrudian*55Derrydinian*56Vudgnagian*57Vooptedgian*58Quooxmu" +"dgian*59Babbletogian*60Bugturgoorian*61Hogsodian*62Trufpatia" +"n*63Sowslinkian*64Crabkrudian*65Chartreudian*66Schnigerian*6" +"7Zitsneakian*68Cystrigian*69Crongian*70Kterigadian*71"; isn7="*00Slizidge*01Burtidge*02Tisd*03Turt*04Bunt*05Burd*06Sac" +"und*07Trund*08Crezd*09Hnot*10Jeck*11Kontluger*12Chitter*13Ch" +"unt*14Chooytop*15Chingdap*16Dyagenob*17Dugwart*18Pooper*19Ug" +"ly*20Abomination*21Fudwhomper*22Turtleg*23Waggletop*24Yaghor" +"d*25Marmwarb*26Yemzid*27Phutgrab*28Fetsmell*29Schaber*30Nerd" +"nort*31Papperflabian*32Nudnuge*33Whiperbirt*34Sibbergrunt*35" +"Saberdunt*36Thigwhip*37Whippinthig*38Zyzygdung*39Papchung*40" +"Stinkbug*41Fardschid*42Yellowsnot*43Mucousdripper*44Purplebu" +"tt*45Hemorhonk*46Bladderpuff*47Hohogridge*48Klitbunkit*49Wax" +"slimer*50Footfungus*51Floppydwart*52Danglidwid*53Slimepole*5" +"4Sillywalker*55Flat Toed Whump*56Clingbeetle*57Leecheater*58" +"Maggotdangler*59Windpasser*60Fondlepiddle*61Crotchbug*62Toes" +"meller*63Slimemaggot*64Navelworm*65Earspider*66Noseleech*67N" +"ostrilworm*68Wedgiewart*69Cankerlicker*70Pimple Popper*71"; var picker = ""; var picker1 = ""; var pos = 0; var pose = 0; var curse = ""; var hinum = 0; var ndx1 = ""; var ndx2 = ""; function srand() { today=new Date(); rand=today.getTime(); picker="a"+rand; picker=picker.charAt((picker.length-4)) +picker.charAt((picker.length-5)); pos=picker; } function getCurse(form) { srand(); hinum=70; correct_it(); pos=isn1.indexOf(ndx1); pose=isn1.indexOf(ndx2); curse=isn1.substring((pos+3),pose); srand(); hinum = 98; correct_it(); pos=isn2.indexOf(ndx1); pose=isn2.indexOf(ndx2); curse+=" the "+isn2.substring((pos+3),pose); srand(); hinum=98; correct_it(); pos=isn3.indexOf(ndx1); pose = isn3.indexOf(ndx2); curse+=" "+isn3.substring((pos+3),pose)+"\r"; srand(); hinum=98; correct_it(); pos=isn4.indexOf(ndx1); pose=isn4.indexOf(ndx2); curse+=isn4.substring((pos+3),pose); srand(); hinum=98; correct_it(); pos=isn5.indexOf(ndx1); pose=isn5.indexOf(ndx2); curse+=" from the "+isn5.substring((pos+3),pose); srand(); hinum=70; correct_it(); pos=isn6.indexOf(ndx1); pose=isn6.indexOf(ndx2); curse+=" of a "+isn6.substring((pos+3),pose); srand(); hinum=70; correct_it(); pos = isn7.indexOf(ndx1); pose = isn7.indexOf(ndx2); curse+=" "+isn7.substring((pos+3),pose)+"."; } function correct_it() { if (pos<0) { pos=00; } if (pos>hinum) { pos=pos-30; } ndx1="*"+pos; pos++; if (pos<10) { ndx2="*0"+pos; } else { ndx2="*"+pos; } } function getReload() { history.go(0); } // End --> </SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Begin getCurse(); document.write("<TABLE WIDTH=486 BORDER=2><TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER>" + "<FONT SIZE='+2' COLOR='maroon'><B>" + curse + "</B></TD></TR></TABLE>"); // End Hiding --> </SCRIPT> <TABLE WIDTH=486 BORDER="0"> <TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER> <FORM METHOD=POST> <P><INPUT TYPE="button" VALUE="Click Here for a New Curse" onClick="getReload()"> </FORM> </TD></TR></TABLE>
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